Bitter B*tch Syndrome

As women, we all dream of having that perfect man, with the perfect job and perfect life and perfect relationship right? Some of us find it...some of us just take a bit longer to find it. Be advised, when a woman lands herself in a good relationship, she then gives off a smell. A scent so addicting that other females who are NOT in a relationship develop and allergic reaction to it. This scent normally causes others to be happy for her. But for those who are not happy in their own lives, it causes a strange case of BITTERNESS! Yes, hide ya kids, hide ya wives chile!!! Bitterness then causes a women to become a Bitter B*tch. Yes. I said it.



Bitter B*tch - A female you may know, who disapproves of another woman's relationship due to her inability to have the same. 


Please beware that once these Bitter B*tches have targeted you and yours, they will do whatever it takes to let you know they hate it [unless they find another hobby]. Some reactions to Bitter B*tch Syndrome are as follows;

- Stalking your Twitter page - possibly from a blocked account.
- Saving pictures from your Facebook and comparing hers to yours.
- Writing your significant other on a social site with the phrase, "You could've done better." or "That's your girlfriend?" [although it clearly states he is in a relationship with you..]
- Calling you or your man from a blocked number.
- Reaching out to your man to discuss you...a person she has never met.
- Being plain crazy and stalkerish.

The best way to handle these Bitter B*tches is to simply laugh at them. If you have a good man, he will tell you every time this crazed female reaches out to him simply to remind him that she thinks she looks better than you. He'll also remind the chick that he is happy. Period. Don't let the Bitter B*tch get to you. Remember, at the end of the day, you're happy. She's not.

And to all of the BitterB*tches out there wishing she had what I have....

#Umad?